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14 thoughts on “I bought the cheapest rolls royce phantom in the usa”
  1. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars malik mailk says:

    Beautiful city

  2. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Bob McDonald says:

    Watching anyone muffing around in an RR with business reasons to justify a fleet of LuxoBoats, this becomes interesting. I'm laying down some business plans that now read pale, having seen this bit of videotape. God knows where I started with Rolls & Bently, but I've been on a tear cogitating about getting what I have called my "Sunday Goin' to Meeting" car. I hadn't thought as boldly as you. I have been considering an '05 Caddy XLR, which seems like an exciting entrance to the church parking lot, fishtailing and sliding in next to the preacher's car.
    Is it possible to make an XLR look like the sedate-looking ten-year-old Cads that used to be used to drive to the country club? Since it is an origami-styled Caddy slapped on a Corvette's innards, perhaps not. I'd kill for the Crimson Pearl, a burgundy so deep you could fall into it.
    I'm old enough to know that what you think will happen never does or never as planned. I see this in your eyes, snicker.
    So, I toss the gauntlet down. Should I get my shiny Caddy, and afford enough gas to get me to the closest ghost town to Kansas, I will meet you on the west side of this place in a snarling Cad. You can do whatever you can get your car to do to sound harsh, and we will have some race, some proof of manhood because you know all of this is the Civilized Man's answer to Big Wheel Trucks. Peh! Peasants with thousand-dollar tires! Do 10-penny nails do the same thing to Big Woofy Tires that it does for a decent set of Continentals?

  3. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Toly The TolerBear says:

    * Magnificent Mile (not Miracle Mile)

  4. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars AjitMD says:

    You made a great purchase for a RR Phantom. It seems that there are not too many things wrong with it. It would be a great car for you to provide Limousine Service for special occasions like weddings, graduation, funerals, airport pickups, etc. You can chauffer complete with uniform. Rich people pay well for this kind of service. Maintenance could be a issue but this car is mostly BMW and should be able to maintain it.

  5. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Rodney Adams says:

    The color is dark sapphire

  6. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars TK’s Garage says:

    Rofl holy smokes 80 grand hoovie going big time

  7. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars pappy rock says:

    I put two of my houses up for sale in Louisiana and I've been shopping online for a Rolls-Royce as a retirement gift to myself. I do not like the new ones. I like the old ones from the 1960s and 1970s. 😌

  8. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars pappy rock says:

    When it comes to any BMW you should be scared anyone tries to sell you one run run very fast and far away they are the biggest piece of crap European car ever made. Oh yeah so was yugo.

  9. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars peter feltham says:

    Hoovie,as a brit I just love your humour.

  10. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Pamela Metani says:

    Just bought one of these myself – a 2005! Video is up on our channel 🙂

  11. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars DP37 says:

    Miracle mile? You mean magnificent mile?

  12. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Anthony Tuttle says:

    The salesman gives me the creeps, I would have walked away from that guy.

  13. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Jan Gazon says:

    Too much bla, bla, bla

  14. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Roger Moore says:

    Sir Hoovie… The Lord of Berkshire!

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