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16 thoughts on “I bought the cheapest mercury marauder in the usa by mistake”
  1. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars TK’s Garage says:

    Lol that was a terrible buy

  2. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars كف الفرات says:

    is your marauder for sale

  3. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Brian Bdawg says:

    Damn you only paid 5000 they are going for 15 to 20 thousand

  4. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars OG Larry says:

    Well 2003 didn't have the trunk like that buddy😅

  5. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Gerald Scott says:

    I have owned six Mercury Grand Marquis, and currently own two. Both really nice, low mileage cars. The Grand Marquis is my favorite of the Panther cars because of it's softer seats, softer suspension, and especially it's 2.73 rear axle ratio, which lets it cruise at 65 just above idle. I also love its reliability. The 4.6L 2 valve is probably the most reliable engine Ford ever made. These can be 400,000+ mile cars if they are properly maintained. I am not interested in performance, which is what the Marauder is all about. I also don't like the blacked out look and those huge donk reehuums. I want comfort and reliability. And I also want tires with actual sidewalls. Apparently I'm not the only one. Mercury could have made the Marauder all the way through 2011, but it didn't sell well. If that was a 2 door muscle car, that sound would be great. But that's NOT what it is. And it's not that heavy. A new V8 Challenger weighs almost 500 pounds more.

  6. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars akr 619 says:

    I can tell a basketball American owned that car.

  7. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars John Russell says:

    Do you know what the 1972 marauder is? Haaaa

  8. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Gregory Brown says:

    You sound like Tosh.0

  9. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Richard Unicorn says:

    Nice! That car sounds so awesome with the exhaust cut off! I don't mind the red accents but the subwoofer and aftermarket radio would have to go if it was mine. I would be finding a stock radio for it. You got a steal on it though, congratulations!!

  10. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Hank Evans says:

    I have the opportunity to get one for 10k right now should I jump ??

  11. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars TED Schmitt says:

    Ever notice how Hoovie rhymes with hoopty?

  12. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars TED Schmitt says:

    The Marauder doesn’t fit CarMax’s business model. (seriously). That’s why they lowballed you.

  13. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Daniel Servin says:

    Almost 5 years later that marauder owner is kicking himself

  14. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Rican Bull says:

    Let me buy it since it’s poopafide 😂

  15. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Matthew Morales says:

    I'm so happy my marauder isn't this bad she needs some love but nothing like yours haha

  16. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars everything says:

    And the cobra

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